Miss Vavoom understands that young men are special delicate flowers who are very sensitive to social climate change. She educates those who are interested in growing into strong trees and providing value to their environment. Masculine Topics is meant for people between the ages of 18-24. Reader discretion is advised.

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Updated January 28, 2016

ADDITIONAL CONTENT WARNING

The tone of this blog is intentional. The attack on the artificial concept of masculinity is intentional. The nomenclature and characterization of leading voices in masculinity and world domination is intentional. The big words are intentional. The invented words are intentional. The complete lack of blaming feminists for all your problems is intentional. The Female Supremacist affect is intentional. The writing in the third person is intentional.

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RELIGION

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BOOKING

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Membership available May 2016.

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TROLLS

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